Hear me out. What if I instructed you that there was a 1.3-year-old, toy loving, squirrel chasing, sofa potato crossed with love bug that’s accessible for adoption? You would possibly scratch your head and say, “That is too good to be true as a result of unicorns do not exist.”
I would say you had been proper. Unicorns do not exist however I DO! My identify is Sage, and I’m all of the issues talked about and extra! You would possibly wish to sit right down to learn this!
I’m sitting right here scripting this kind of as a “want listing” for my good household. I would need for a household that took me for block walks since I do effectively on my leash. These are enjoyable. I weigh 31lbs so walks and train are good for me. If I am unable to go on block walks, I wish to go for automobile rides. These are a blast! I by no means bought to do enjoyable stuff like this in my outdated life, so I believe it is neat. And since I’m making a listing…possibly somebody who would contemplate letting me sleep within the mattress (hey, I’ve to ask!).
Another issues that I’m not used to having however would love can be a fenced in yard to chase these aforementioned pesky squirrels. I get used to going to the again door after I must go exterior. I’m a piece in progress on this division. I can go just a few hours with out an accident however am getting higher. I do not thoughts being in my crate for just a few hours so long as I can see you. I do get a little bit nervous and confused if I can not see you.
So as to add to my “want listing” can be somebody to let me out just a few instances a day. I additionally must have my booty and girl components wiped after every potty break. If I get confused, I’ve a potty pad that I take advantage of. In my outdated life I had some UTI’s so it is best to keep watch over me in case you see one thing “off” between my annual vet checkups. Proper now, I get wiped with 1 half water/2 components chlorhexidine gluconate resolution. I’m additionally on Farmina UTI upkeep meals and on the time of my spay, had some bladder stones eliminated.
I might additionally want for a household that will perceive that typically I get nervous in new conditions and conceal below chairs or in corners till I notice all the pieces is OK. I like strangers – people and animals. I’ve by no means actually been round youngsters (although older, canine savvy youngsters can be finest), however I certain do like different canines.
I like to hold my toys in my mouth round the home. The least I can do is attempt to decide up after myself for you! Talking of issues I like to hold in my mouth….mulch, rock, acorns and stick are only a few. Hear, I by no means had this stuff so it is all new. I do not assume I might eat them, however finest to keep watch over this as effectively.
I might want to have a household that understands that I can get itchy – particularly within the Spring and Fall. I get Cytopoint injections. They certain do assist! I additionally get fancy baths with Duoxo shampoo (the orange and pink bottle) to assist. This helps thrust back my itchies and bumps I get from my allergy symptoms. I may also want my face folds wiped frequently, and my ears monitored for infections. I do not thoughts having my face washed, ears cleaned, or nails trimmed so that may be a good factor.
I’ll bark at my shadow, reflection, if I want to return down the 3-4 stairs I’ve climbed or if I really feel you are ignoring me when I’m clearly you. This is the reason an condo won’t be the perfect setting for me.
Did I point out that I am spayed, chipped and have had BOAS surgical procedure to assist me breathe higher. I am telling you, unicorns do not exist, however I’m fairly shut! Please contemplate adopting me.
